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Let's have a seat.

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What did you say your name was?

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Mia. Okay.

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This pin's not working.

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There we go.

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Okay. So what brings you in today?

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I'm here for an hour -long sports
massage session.

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Okay. That's a good session.

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Have you been here before?

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No, it's my first time. How'd you hear
about us?

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Through a friend that recommended you
guys.

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Okay, yeah. We get some recommendations
that way. Sometimes people find us

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online. Yeah.

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Now, when was your last massage?

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Oh, I don't even remember.

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Okay, so it's been a while. Yeah, it's
been a while.

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Long time.

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Do you have any specific points that we
need to look at?

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I think across my shoulder, that's my
trap.

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Yeah. And my lower back.

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Okay, let me just go ahead and walk
around here for a second.

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Okay.

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Okay, we're kind of in this area. Yeah.
Right?

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Mm -hmm. Yeah, there's definitely a
little bit of tightness there. Yeah,

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find some knots.

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Yeah, we can work that out. And then
kind of the thigh, lower back area.

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Oh, yeah, my back.

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Okay. Yeah, like there. That's great.

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Great, yeah, that's a very important
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I think.

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It's my back.

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Yeah, backs can act up, so don't worry,
we'll get you all taken care of, okay?

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Okay.

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What's that?

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I brought my own product to use on my
skin.

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Okay. Yeah, and by that, it's not only
mine, it's actually, I produced this.

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This is my husband who's my business
partner. You mean you make it? Yeah, we

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make it. It's fair trade.

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Okay. Yeah. So you want me to use your
product you make, won't you?

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Yes, please.

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Okay, I'll do it. And it's, you can keep
the bottle because we make lots.

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Okay. Yeah, and I actually, yeah, it's
organic.

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It's organic.

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It's produced in Africa.

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Yeah. It's a little strong.

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It's a little strong.

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We'll use some more subtle paints. We
have a lot of clients come in. But it's

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very holistic.

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Okay. Good for muscle relaxation, and
you can keep that bottle after.

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Okay. Because we're actually trying to
find some buyers. Okay, well, let me put

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it here. I'll use Zonu.

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Okay.

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But here's a towel. Go ahead and get
changed.

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Okay. And call me. I'll be through the
door. Just call me when you're ready.

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Sure, thank you. And we'll go ahead and
use your product there for you. Okay,

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thanks.

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I'm ready.

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Okay.

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Go ahead and fix this towel for you.

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I'm not just here as a client
necessarily, but if you guys are

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interested, I can send you a... Oh,
we're seriously interested.

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Yeah? You are? Okay.

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Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead and, you
know...

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I think some of your special oil there
was creeping down into your inner thigh.

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Oh, thanks.

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No problem.

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Just trying to make sure we get the rest
of it there.

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Let me get this for you.

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This goes here, and let me get a towel
for your head so you guys can be

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comfortable. Let's sit down a little
bit.

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Fix this for you. It's all tangled.

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Go ahead and just lay your leg down.

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Mm -hmm.

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Get this out of the way? Mm -hmm.

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So you said you had some trap areas you
wanted me to hit?

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Yeah, my traps are super sore.

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Hmm, not going to be able to get to them
with your hands up there very well, you

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know?

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Okay.

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I once had some trap issues just like
this, and it's really the only way to...

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work it out.

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I had chest hair on my back.

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Yeah. No, well, sometimes you have to
deal with encapsulation issues when some

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of the women come in with the implants.

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So I was just making sure we know
everything. That's what I was doing

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Well, they're new, so I guess it's okay.

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Right. Plus, I mean, we have to see how
your product will handle

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the areola area and everything. I
haven't tested.

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There. So I guess that's the thing.
Right. I mean, your husband doesn't want

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do that because he's biased.

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You know? Yeah. I guess that's kind of
invalid. You need a third party, really.

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And he's obviously not a massage
professional like myself.

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This is true. And you're certified?

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Of course I'm certified.

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So is your lotion in a bunch of places?
Or is it kind of like a starting out

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point? So we're at some health food
places right now. Well, we're trying to

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them in use at... spot right i mean
health food place is great but not

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gonna get you there but it's not in use
it's not you know on a spa menu or

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anything we're trying to get there right
no i get it yeah you really want it in

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here well this is the best spa and you
guys are all very excited yeah so like

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I kind of see where you're going with
this. Yeah.

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It seems like we're really working
towards an agreement and good

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each other, right? I think so. I really,
I hope that, like, I'm getting a good

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sense of this place. You guys are super
professional.

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Right. And you move a lot of products.

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Yeah, of course. Yeah. I think it'd be
totally feasible for us to work

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out. Yeah, I think so, too. I mean,
you're going to get what you need. I'm

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to get what I need, right? Yeah.

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Oh, my gosh. It's like teamwork, you
know? Yeah, it's going to be so happy.

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going to be really happy. Yeah.

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sports massage?

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Well, that's part of our agreement.

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What agreement?

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You're funny. The agreement we're
talking about, you know, where I get

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need, you get what you need.

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I'm just trying to sell my product.

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Right. And you need to be sold. You need
to be in our spa.

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Right. Okay. Yeah.

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Yeah. So, you need something, right?

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Like, almost a favor, really.

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Because you don't know anybody here. You
know me.

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I guess.

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I mean, you pay.

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Basically, you pay for a sales pitch
more than a massage, really. I mean,

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on. Let's be honest. Yeah, for splitting
hair.

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Yeah, for splitting hair.

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But I can't help you for nothing. I
mean, that's not fair to everybody else.

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what are you talking about?

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I just, there's certain things that I
like from...

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attractive women and you're an
attractive woman and I'm thinking you

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me and I can help you with your product.

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Yeah, I mean, think about how happy this
is going to make your husband.

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What? How would this make my husband
happy?

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Well, I'm sorry.

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What would make my husband happy? Excuse
me?

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Oh, being able to go back and tell him
that you sold product, you know? I mean,

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how much did he sell this month?

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It's still...

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Yeah, exactly.

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Nothing. Okay. Okay?

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I'm not saying he's a loser. I'm saying
that you could be a winner.

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I'm just being positive.

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You know? Yeah. I mean, he's at home
making the product. You're here selling

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product. And I'm buying the product.

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Because? I really like it. I mean,
outside of the horrible smell and, you

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everything else.

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Nothing can be changed.

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Well, anything can be changed.

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The situation can be changed right now
from a, from a, I don't know, it's a,

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yeah, this sounds like a great idea to
me.

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So your mom made it.

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Close the deal is what you're saying?

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I'm not a salesperson. I'm just a
professional masseuse.

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That's your department.

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Is there someone here that manages your
product?

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Oh, like the one in charge of... Yeah,
so it's all above board.

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Of course. We don't want to confuse
things, right? One sec. Yeah,

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Okay, of course.

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Right.

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Hi.

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How are you? Ryan?

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I'm in charge of the product purchase
facility.

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It's you.

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It's me, I know, right? Yeah, I'm in
charge. So we want to do it above board.

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You're right. So this is me speaking to
you as the person who brought it. Okay,

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then I guess I'm speaking to you as the
person selling it. Hello, I am Mia.

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Right.

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Wow, you're really kind of coming on to
me here. You really want to make this

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deal.

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I mean, Ryan told me you were kind of,
but yeah.

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Uh -huh. I just... I'm interested in
selling my product to your spa so you

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can regularly use it.

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Right.

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Well, um, we have to have some type of
massage oils, right? So, I don't see why

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we can't have yours.

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May as well be mine.

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Yeah, right?

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Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't want to get
this on your, on your painting. Clearly.

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Yeah. I mean, Don't want

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to ruin anything for you, you know. No.
Go ahead and just right there like that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Don't tell me you lean back. It makes it
harder for me to access it. So

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teamwork, right? That's what we said.
Yeah. We're working together. Teamwork

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makes teamwork.

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Mm -hmm.

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You're huffing.

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I'll tell you what.

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If you could see you now, out here,
selling that product.

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I'm just

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going to have a little massage time.

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Okay.

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All right.

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You know what?

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You should make massage a little product
that smells like this.

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Kind of the same thing, right?

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I suppose.

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Ask your husband about that.

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Oh, he wouldn't know.

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Oh.

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That covers it?

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Yeah, that covers it for you. Yeah,
absolutely.

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I didn't mean by that.

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Well, that was for you.

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Wait. That was for you. I did that for
you. You're welcome. Watch your hand

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there. So now it's, in all partnerships,
my turn.

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So this is like quid pro quo?

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Right, yeah.

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Come here. Kiss me.

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And I can tell you want to.

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I can tell you want to.

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Open up your mouth. You know how to
kiss?

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You're such an honor. I can feel it.

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The tension.

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Oh, you wanted to sell a product.

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Wait, did you? I can't remember.

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I will do what is necessary to move my
product.

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Don't talk like a robot. That's weird.

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I want you to do me a favor.

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I want you to kiss every ab.

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My abs. Your abs?

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Yeah. I'm the only guy here.

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Okay.

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I do. I do. I do.

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I'll tell you what. I will buy a bottle.

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Nay, a case.

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For every ad that you kiss.

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No bullshit?

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No bullshit.

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We're kissing, of course. It's true.

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There you go.

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See those taste words piling up?

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You know how pants work?

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I'm pretty sure I do.

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Yeah, I bet you we are.

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Teach that in Africa?

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Not from Africa.

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No?

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No. I guess it doesn't matter at this
point. It's not like we're getting

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married. We're just really attracted to
each other.

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This is a business deal.

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Yeah. Business and pleasure.

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Apparently.

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I'm being rude, I'm sorry.

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Ah, there we go.

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Don't worry, I need your hair.

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One more strong, muscly kiss.

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Are you talking to it? No.

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Oh.

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It's like you want it to go back.

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Bit of love.

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Ah, yeah.

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You know what really gets me going,

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too?

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What? Why don't you kind of straddle me
a little bit? That way I can see your

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full body. You've got a great body.

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You should really show it off to me. I
mean, that's one of the reasons why you

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have it, right? Show it off to guys?

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I guess so.

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Yeah.

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Easy, easy, easy. Come on.

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What a night, right?

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Your husband paid for those?

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I paid for them.

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Really? Yep.

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That's fine.

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Straddle, straddle.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but with your hand on the car.

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Yeah, exactly like turning you on I can
tell yes

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Are

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you

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gonna come again already come what a
couple times at least I feel like

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That's a really good point.

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I don't know your body as well as I
should. I mean, if we're going to be

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together. I'm just telling you things.
No, that's a great point. Come here.

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If I don't know your body, right?

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Well, there's only one way to really
know somebody.

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My husband. But I'm married.

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You can't... You shouldn't be in me.

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Well, we're not going to tell him.
That's a horrible idea.

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You're not going to sell the product
that way. Why would people fuck you and

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then tell your husband who makes the
product?

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That's just a bad idea.

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tears of joy, right?

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that face? No, please, not my face.

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Not your face? No.

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Okay, well.

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No. I mean.

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Please, not my face.

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Yeah, that's okay, but I mean, I'm
probably, it's going to cost you a

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cases. You know, two cases per face.
That's kind of the, that's kind of a

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I can't guarantee that we're going to
buy it, obviously.

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I'm sorry.

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That's okay.

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What?

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I can't guarantee that we're going to
buy it. I've got to talk to people.

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the sales guy.

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You did that thing.

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I thought we were above board.

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I thought we had a deal.

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Oh, yeah.

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I think of myself as a salesman in this
room. I like to think of myself as a

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salesman in this room. I'm like a god.

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I'm a fucking god in this room, right?

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I'm sure that as a god you have no
problem with my husband speaking with

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then. You know what? That's a great
fucking idea. Here, I'll tell you what.

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want you to look in that camera and I
want you to tell your husband that

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coming home and you're going to come
meet him and meet the god and meet me

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we'll show the footage.

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There are cameras in this fucking
massage parlor? Of course. I like to

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shit. It's awesome.

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Go home and jerk off to it. Sometimes I
just watch it and just critique it.

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But yeah.

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So, why don't you rethink that plan,
okay? And get dressed, because I've got

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another appointment.

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And take that, because that smells.

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And I appreciate everything you offered.

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It was fantastic.

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I'm so sorry, that was...